The "Real" World

So Monday I started my job. My first "real" job. How cute! Ok so anyway... talk about boring! Ah!!!!!! Let me give you a run down of our first day.

• 8-10 -- Tour (I found the bathroom and where I can get Mountain Dew, Thank Jesus!)
• 10-10:30 -- Break #1 (Apparently that tour was intense.)
• 10:30-11-- Learn about some of the account applications.
• 11-11:30 -- Break #2 (Strange but true)
• 11:30-12:15 -- Learned what 10 core things need to be included on every application. (I'm not going to lie to ya... 10 is a big number!)
• 12:15-1:00 -- Lunch! (I had two tacos at Fast Burrito. Who could go wrong with a name like that?)
• 1:00-1:45 -- Learned about all the wonderful account types here.
• 1:45-2:00 -- Break #3 (Only 15 minutes? What!!!!!????)
• 2:00-3:00 -- Learned about IRA's and Trusts! (Sweet Beaver!)
• 3:00-3:15 -- (Can you guess?) Break #4
• 3:15-4:30 -- I stabbed my eyes out.

Real world? Posh!!! It is a huge break interrupted by brief periods of work!

Now I only need to figure out how I can squeeze in a nap!