40 Hours?

At 4:30 today I will have work my first 40 hour work week! This week I have:

• Consumed 20 bottles of soda
• Had three donuts
• Completed 3 pieces of work
• Had 25 breaks
• Sent 12 emails
• Watched people smoke 4 cigarettes
• Laughed my ass off at the expense of others

All-and-all it was a pretty good week.

Thought of the Day
This lucid dream is now reality and it makes me so anxious.