Thursday, April 19, 2007

Public Displays of...

On my way to work today I saw an interesting message. In the back window of this guy's truck was... "My other ride is your girlfriend." I was surprised to say the least. This was not a small license plate holder. This was a large decal across his entire back window.

If this man is indeed "riding" my girlfriend why would he display it is such a public fashion? Perhaps he is "riding" someone else's girlfriend? If so, he should be alittle more specific about who he is "riding". How does his girlfriend feel about this statement?

Thought of the Day
I want to wear you like an orgasm.

Thursday, April 05, 2007

End of the Line

Well I took the first step today... it was a very small step... some would even say it is a small step even for babies. But when I took this action I definitely had forward momentum... or at least had a slight wind at my back. I am starting to look for an attorney. Ok...so now I am really an adult. I just really need to speak with someone about my babymama drama. Someone with... expertise... power... respect... big leather chairs and cheap art hanging on the walls.

In other news... I got to meet the Old Navy personnel (at least the one that are 21+). Best Friend, Kiki and I decided to join up with the Not Young Seamen staff at the bar. I don't know why they were all there (looking 'oh so stylish) but it was a pretty good time. Best Friend sang his usual line-up of karaoke songs. Kiki even loosened the stick up her ass and had a couple of drinks. I think she might have been drunk! Gasp!

Thought of the Day
Am I the last one to realize?

Thursday, March 29, 2007

New Ride

Today... I bought a car! I am freakin' out right now. Part of me is excited about my new sweet ride. The other half is nervous... I hope i made the right choice.




There she is... isn't she a beaut?

Thought of the Day
New car... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Monday, March 19, 2007

The Spaces in Between

I have lost all of my free and I don't know where I left it. I feel too busy lately and I'm afraid it is only going to get worse.
Soccer is starting to gear up this week. I will be training 4 nights a week! I enjoy the extra money but I don't know if it will be worth it. I guess only time will tell.
Work is going well... but I think Inatek may have scared me. I am constantly thinking about the possibility of being fired. I hope that is not the case. I very much enjoy my job and didn't like unemployment very much at all.
I am still looking for a car. Car salesmen make this a very difficult task. They are so... so... so... stereotypical. Chaz has been my favourite. He was actually nice (or at least fooled me) but he was in need of some help... more help than I could provide. Chaz was a middle aged man with thinning hair that was combed straight back. He wore brown dress slacks with black shoes and white socks. Now I am sure that most of Chaz's clientele did not notice his blatant disregard for basic fashion rules. This fashion-ista, however, could not buy a car from this man. In the words of a great American philosopher, "No one respects a clown."
GreenHoodie and I had a lovely weekend at the fields. I'm sure her new toy kept her nice and busy. (Heh heh)

Thought of the Day
http://www.askmen.com/money/successful_150/166_success.html

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Outside

Today was our first of spring outdoor soccer. JC decided to not join us outside. What a lazy SOB. Oh well... I guess to each his own. It was so beautiful out! The girls were... the girls (not interested in working). The boys had a good time. We still didn't have the full team there. It concerns me. I spoke with Domina today about what we wanted to do next year. Part of me wants to put the players together that are committed. But that might mean not all the best players. I guess we'll see how this spring goes.

Thought of the Day
I couldn't do this without you.

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

The Run-down

I am quickly coming up on my one month anniversary of my new job. I know it is not much but I am happy and everything seems to be going well.

Slie and Mother come into town this weekend. It will be a packed house. I hope we can get a good group together while Slie is in town. I know BestFriend is nervous about having his "mentor" in town. I think it will be a blast. Mother gets into town on Saturday.

PrincessNic will have her third birthday on Friday. I need to speak with Babymama to see what the plans are.

More to come later...

Saturday, February 24, 2007

Daddy's Little Helper

Doin' alittle cleaning


I think you missed a spot

I'm... Sorry...

There are two words that send my daughter into a tantrum, "I'm sorry". I don't understand the extreme aversion to a simple apology.

It has been a whirl wind of a week. Work was very slow. They were talking about letting people go home early we were so dead. I actually left at 1:00 on Friday because I already had 40 hours. I still really love my job. I made some bigger mistakes this week. I don't think they were anything too bad.

I got the results from my B. I am now officially a B licensed coach. I'm pretty excited. I got a personal call from my favourite OPD officer to congratulate me. I need to contact some of the other guys in my class to see how they did.

I figured out that I could be credit card debit free in 12 months. I really excited. Father is pressing me about the car. That might put a damper on my 12 month plan but I hope I can still make it work. I guess we'll see.

Thought of the Day
If I had to choose between her and the sun, I'd be one nocturnal son-of-a-gun.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Strange Dream

I had the weirdest dream last night. I need to figure out what this dream is about before my head explodes.

Okay, so I am living in this apartment in O-town (alone) and as I am taking stuff up to my apartment I say Hi to this kid that lives next door. Well he becomes infatuated with me and tries to break into my apartment. At one point he steals the front door from my apartment (because apparently the hinges were on the outside of the door) and throws fake snakes inside. So I went over to his parent's apartment and told them that they needed to take care of this whole ordeal. They don't seem interested in helping so I go back to my apartment (still without doors) to call the police. But he had switched my phone out with another. And when I tried to call 911 I ended up calling his friend who pretended to be 911. While I was talking to "911" he snuck up behind me and kidnapped me. He took me to a bunch of his friends and they had to look after me. And they had a bunch of errands to run so the whole time we were I would see these people that I knew but I couldn’t tell them what was going on. Finally, I got a note to someone and I got to a phone. Then the guy that kidnapped me found me and I punched him in the face and ran away! Strange stuff!

Thought of the Day
If you are always starring down the road you miss the beauty of what is passing you by.

Saturday, February 10, 2007

Week One

Well I have finished my first week of work. It was great. Everyone seems to get along and I am really catching on quickly. I am really happy with this new job. I've actually been thinking about the other jobs I was looking at. This job is 1000% better than Inatek! My god! It is like night and day. I don't really know what FirstComp was like but I don't have to tell people that they don't get insurance money. I don't have to work at Ghetto-are-we listening to people complain about their credit cards. I don't have to sell cars and I don't have to work crazy hours asking people who they want to be president. Amazing how life turns out.

Thought of the Day
Enjoy the ride.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Job: Day Two

I really enjoy my new job!!!! Everything does happen for a reason.

Everyone is really nice. I am picking everything up really quick.

Thought of the Day
I don't trust people who don't give back.

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Job (Let's hope)

So on Friday at 3:00 I was offered a job! I will be working as an administrative assistant for a small cd/dvd production company. I start Monday! I am so excited!!!!!!

Friday, January 26, 2007

Interviews

I had two interviews today. The first was for an "impressions coordinator". While the title sounds kinda pud-whack it seems like it could be a pretty cool job. I am supposed to have a second interview next week. I also had an interview for an administrative assistant. The interview only lasted 10 minutes! I don't really know what to make of it?

Thought of the Day
What do you consider 2nd base?

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

New Faces

This new girl has been hanging out with BestFriend alot lately. I can't think of a name for her, some options are; Former-Dater-of Nelson (too vivid), RiverGirl (Makes her sound like a hobo), or ToeSocks (I am leaning towards this one). She seems nice enough. We'll see how it goes.

No real news on the job front. I have an interview on Friday. At this point I just want anything! I've been looking at the guard alittle. I am supposed to go in and talk to a recruiter. They have a pretty nice student loan repayment program that would be nice considering I have a couple of those.

I've been helping Father work on houses. It has really helped turn things around with us. Maybe this whole unemployment thing will be for the best.

Only time will tell.

Thought of the Day
Things always have a way of working themselves out.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Rough Start

What a day... what a day...

BestFriend and I went out last night to Mosquito Creek (super sketchy) and I got a lil' tore up. We had a blast. BestFriend asked me an odd question while we were there. I don't know what to make of it? I guess only time will tell.

I know I haven't been able to go out alot lately. I hope everyone is ready to go and party when I get a job! It is going to be wildness!

So I woke up this morning and got a call from Gallup. Apparently, they can't start the training class that I was supposed to be in on Monday. Arg! It might be a couple of weeks... double arg! What is my deal with jobs?

After having my dreams crushed by Gallup I decided to go help Father work on some houses. While on my way I got in a car accident! Triple arg!

What a day... what a day...

Thought of the Day
Drama has a way of rearing its head when you least expect it.

Monday, January 15, 2007

In Hiding

Don't tell anyone but this Drama Queen has gone underground... TO ESCAPE THE ARTIC'S COLD GRIP!!!!
It is everywhere! My God!

I have an interview at Home Instead tomorrow. I am very ready to get back to work. It is funny how much I miss working on a regular basis. Monday can't come soon enough.

Thought of the Day
I have a dream...
What is the state of that dream?

Friday, January 12, 2007

Cold Nebraska

Well I returned from beautiful Florida a couple of days ago. I am glad to be back but I'm not a fan of the weather. It is very cold today! Burrrrrrrr!

One thing I'm not excited about is going back to sitting around here. I wish my new job started a bit sooner!

Thought of the Day
I wish I could get back to normal

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Sunny Florida

Well I made it to Florida today. My flight left O town at 6:00 am this morning. Thank you Green Hoodie for the ride. I know it was very early for you. The plane was so fucking small I thought I was going to go crazy! Then we delayed getting in the ATL so I had to haul ass to the other side of the airport. Good thing they had these nice trains to take me. So I eventually made it to IMG (by the way it was 75 when I landed this afternoon, I'm currently wearing shorts and a T-shirt and it is 6:30!!!) It is amazing here! I can't believe it!

Well I have to jet and go watch a game. God life it hard right now.

Thought of the Day
I am a soccer geek

Friday, December 29, 2006

Buzzkill

So I was having a pretty decent day today until I spoke with my father. I mean... I leave for Florida on Tuesday, it is New Year's weekend, today was my last day at Sitel, and fans were finally installed in the apartment (better late than never I guess). So all and all a pretty decent day.
I had called Dad's gf to see how he was feeling and was planning on taking PrincessNic over to see him tonight. Then I get a call from him and he's pissed off as usual (complains about the house and the car). All he ever does is bitch to me. Can he really get that mad if his friend is an idiot and has been "fixing" the car for the last 6 months? I wish he would have just let me take it to the mechanic when it first broke. I had some extra money back then!
I wish I knew what to do because all I want to do is say, "have a nice life!"

Thought of the Day
I hope the grass is greener on the other side.

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Happy Boxing Day

Happy super-obscure-English-holiday... day

Had to go back to work today. But not before I went to another interview. It was another staffing agency. (blah)

I realized the other day that my life was not living up to its namesake. There just hasn't been enough drama lately. But fret not... Babymama and I threw down real nice last night. We had decided to meet at 8:00 so that I could give PrincessNic back to her. But I couldn't get ahold of her to see where she wanted to meet. Then I get a text message asking if I could just keep her. Don't get me wrong I love spending time with my daughter but nothing pisses me more than making a plan and scraping it on a whim.

So after some yelling and... more yelling Babymama let me know that I should have just assumed that she would have been later than 8:00. So basically, I've been notified that even if Babymama tells me a time or we make a plan I should know that it is stupid of me to even think that we'll stick to that.

Thought of the Day
Sigh