Public Displays of...

On my way to work today I saw an interesting message. In the back window of this guy's truck was... "My other ride is your girlfriend." I was surprised to say the least. This was not a small license plate holder. This was a large decal across his entire back window.

If this man is indeed "riding" my girlfriend why would he display it is such a public fashion? Perhaps he is "riding" someone else's girlfriend? If so, he should be alittle more specific about who he is "riding". How does his girlfriend feel about this statement?

Thought of the Day
I want to wear you like an orgasm.

End of the Line

Well I took the first step today... it was a very small step... some would even say it is a small step even for babies. But when I took this action I definitely had forward momentum... or at least had a slight wind at my back. I am starting to look for an attorney. Ok...so now I am really an adult. I just really need to speak with someone about my babymama drama. Someone with... expertise... power... respect... big leather chairs and cheap art hanging on the walls.

In other news... I got to meet the Old Navy personnel (at least the one that are 21+). Best Friend, Kiki and I decided to join up with the Not Young Seamen staff at the bar. I don't know why they were all there (looking 'oh so stylish) but it was a pretty good time. Best Friend sang his usual line-up of karaoke songs. Kiki even loosened the stick up her ass and had a couple of drinks. I think she might have been drunk! Gasp!

Thought of the Day
Am I the last one to realize?